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Bottom Scrubber 

A person who is the lowest of the low. They are total losers and mostly live online because society hates them.

Usually found on forums and websites such as 4chan and Reddit. Or in geeky hangouts like cosplay meets or geek cafes. They tend to have very geeky obsessions and interests such as my little pony, gaming and anime.

When on 4Chan or Reddit they will mock normies for having fun but they are jealous because they wish they could be like them and have fun.

They usually never amount to anything at all and always live with their parents and never ever get a job or work for society. These kind of people are even hated by regular geeks and nerds.

A bottom Scrubber will not have many or even any friends at all.

And if they do have friends they will probably be either 4Chaners,gamers, neckbeards, bronies or weeaboos that because most normal people would never ever befriender bottom scrubber.

Bottom scrubbers will even be laughed at by other nerds
Dave: Mike is 36, still lives with his parents, never worked in his life and watches My Little Pony and spends his file money on plastic anime figures

Gary: Mike is a bottom scrubber. Nobody likes him!
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bottom scrubber 

a goatee, not connected to the mustache, usually rubs the bottom during oral
Get over here and put that bottom scrubber to work

lighten up on that bottom scrubber
bottom scrubber by Mary P May 17, 2006

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026