blork

(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter

2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme

(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter

NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.

(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.

The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?

(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.

(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!

blork by Maeva Block May 24, 2018

blork

a term "created" by the character guido carosella (AKA 'strong guy') from the Marvel comic book X-factor in the 1990s. It denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a "stupid-head."

"guido, is that guy a blork?"
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."

blork by claw27 September 17, 2005

blork

A nonresponse to a rhetorical question, statement; an exclamation of fruitlessness.

Him: Hey, girl, whatchu doin'
Me: Blork

blork by ellebeejay October 3, 2018

blork

the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface

colina went BLORK as she fell on the ground

blork by jonjon September 10, 2004

Blork

switching up some vocabulary (from the F-bomb) for everyone who doesn't want to offend, but ...

1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.

2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.

3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.

1. (Example: I can't blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and I didn't blorking know it until I was totally blorked.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)

Blork by spedano March 15, 2011

Blork

A messed up password for retared BF1942 noobs

Noob: The password is blork

Blork by Fool November 23, 2003

Blork

A word used to describe a large amount of mucous and snot stuffing ones nose or the green goop that and junk that gets hacked out of your lungs when you are sick.

My nose is stuffed up with blork.

Blork by The MA Show March 31, 2019