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splackavellie 

n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha
Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.
splackavellie by kozmic_cocoa August 1, 2005
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splackavellie 

Every woman needs here own Splackavellie
A brotha she can call when her man aint doin her right
He can work it all night
Until tha morning light
Make her feel right right right
im tha splackavellie
splackavellie by T May 25, 2004
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Splackavellie 

Just somebody you can call when your body needs a fix. He'll put you in his mix. And you'll hear him askin' "What's my name? Say my name!"- Splackavellie.
S-P-L-A-C-K-A-V-E-L-L-I-E. Splackavellie, ba-a-aby!
Splackavellie by C-Dry October 17, 2008

splackavellie 

cb #10 is a retard

just somebody like to love her down with
no strings attached and his name is "Splackavellie"

He ain't ya boyfriend, he ain't ya husband
Just somebody u can call when your body needs a fix
cb ain't no body's splackavellie cause he failed on saturday night with a girl. what a canook.
splackavellie by SpinCzar March 15, 2004
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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