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lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.
My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.
lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018
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lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
lazy savant by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

lazy wannabe 

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
lazy wannabe by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Lahey juul 

Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.
Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.
Lahey juul by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021

lazy cunt 

a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit
oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

u fkn LAZY CUNT
lazy cunt by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019
lazej
Random twitch chat viewer: Lazej
Twitch Streamer: Who the fuck is LAZEJ???
Lazej: Lazej
Lazej by lazej February 17, 2023