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chairfucking 

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.
Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.
chairfucking by Meenoy January 16, 2008
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capfucking 

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.
oh man, i want to capfuck her.

ChainFucking 

ChainFucking-When one has sex with a partner multiple times in a row. This usually is when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse with a condom and then the male finishes and then takes of the used condom and then puts on a new one. Usually this action occurs more then one time.
Guy 1- Dude Last Night I fucked that girl from the party
Guy 2- OH shit really?
Guy 3- YEA I saw the condoms in the Trash the morning after
Guy 1- Yea sorry if their was a mess I was ChainFucking the shit out of her.
ChainFucking by IF-WI February 21, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026