Desorate 

The pathetic desolate outcome resulting from the desparate efforts of fuck boy to get anybody to notice or touch them

If he doesn't stop sending out the same copy and pasted message of "im horny, you about?" he will desorate himself

Desorate by CB_92 January 27, 2019

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.

The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

decorate the lady cake by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010

Womb Decorate 

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.

Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!

Womb Decorate by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

Desolate 

Extreme sadness/emptiness because of loneliness or the feeling of abandonment.

Something left empty, barren, abandoned.

"Babylon will be left desolate without a single inhabitant." - Jeremiah 51:29

Desolate by Ratchet Realm February 19, 2015

Decorate the oak 

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

deskorate 

when lame-ass office cogs decorate your cubicle to add excitement into an otherwise boring, meaningless work environment, for birthdays and such.

Oh great, my cubicle has been deskorated yet again. Yay, my life is so exciting.

deskorate by Gooky January 16, 2009