Kung Fu Jesus 

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

Kung Fu Jesus by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

Kung-fu jesus 

A bloody wanker, who everybody hates

Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus

Kung-fu jesus by CommiePinko December 24, 2008

Kung-fu Jesus 

A Mitch = Man-Bitch

I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.

Kung-fu Jesus by Johnny-Tsunami March 13, 2019

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus 

These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.

Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus by Death Menace April 17, 2022

Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.

Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!

Kung Fu Action Jesus by spacekc929 June 29, 2011

kung-fu for jesus 

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

kung-fu for jesus by mofojimbo August 2, 2009

kung-fu for jesus 

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

kung-fu for jesus by mofojimbo August 2, 2009