neonata 

It is an italian word meaning 'babygirl'

She is my neonata

neonata by guarnm November 22, 2018

neonatalimpalionecrophiliation 

Long story short, it's an instrumental by the brutal and best band ever, sadly, it doesn't seem to have a meaning, or a proper pronunciation meaning it can't be your favourite song.

Him/her: hey! What's your favourite song?
You: neonatalimpalionecrophiliation
Him/her: (confused glance) ok... WHAT THE FU...

neonatalimpalionecrophiliation by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019

neonaticide 

The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.

Though the morality of abortion is debated, one cannot argue that neonaticide is murder.

neonaticide by PrincessZeffie April 10, 2009

water nonatarian

do not have bottled water

Are you guys water nonatarians?

water nonatarian by hghsht October 17, 2008

Post-neonatal drip 

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

Post-neonatal drip by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

neonatism 

The belief that eating babies works better than touching grass

Neonatism was started in a Wattpad comment section

neonatism by NeonatismLord September 21, 2021

Neontaster's Law 

Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.

"Dude, Chelsea Handler's twitter account is an active demonstration of Neontaster's Law."

Neontaster's Law by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017