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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
Related Words

GUNT MANGLER 

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE
GUNT MANGLER by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"
"hey can you pass me a Mangie"
Mangie by GinevraRose November 1, 2019

Manguangua

Manguangua means that something is really easy or made without any considerable effort. Often to refer to someone doing something the easy way because they're lazy.
"Quieren hacer unas elecciones con los principales candidatos inhabilitados. Que manguangua vale."
Manguangua by ElCuarticoPod February 27, 2019
To purposefully savour the most succulent morsel of food on your plate to the very last bite/forkful
Phil: are you manguishing that chicken or can I have it?
Mary: yes that's my manguish, piss off and eat your own dinner.
Manguish by Phil The Observer April 27, 2019