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brandwich 

Where two guys named Brandon spit roast a girl while holding hands and maintaining eye contact the whole time.
Man I'd love to be in a Brandwich!
brandwich by SubzeroBurwell November 1, 2015
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Brandwich 

A brummy slang term making reference to using brands in an outfit, paying particular attention to ‘Sandwich’ a different brand. Eg wearing Nike sweater & Trainers, with Adidas joggers.
Yo… My Geezer you looking Snatched rocking the Brandwich.
Brandwich by Immybob January 9, 2025

trappin out the bandwith 

Trappin out the bandwith means to illegally download music from illegitimate websites. This usually comes about by not wanting to pay for albums, streaming services or online vendors. Thus you use your internet to download music.
"Drakes new album came out but i only fuck with 3 songs so im going to be trappin out the bandwith this weekend and listen to it in the car"

The Broodwich 

It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.
If you eat The Broodwich in its entirety, you will be banished to a realm where unhappily married demons talk about their bitchy wives and then try to hack you with an axe. If you don't like sun-dried tomatoes but do like temporary exile to unimaginably horrific dimensions, then The Broodwich is for you.

broodwich 

It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
I ate a bite of the broodwich and I went into an alternate dimension. A voice told me i'd know where it was in time, but the real question is will I care? Probably not.
(This is an ATHF reference)

bandwich 

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.
After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.
bandwich by ryzhyk March 11, 2018