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I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head
spaffed by Smelting June 1, 2006

Spiffled 

scrambled; completely and utterly confused.
shawn mckay is one spiffled mother fucker.
Spiffled by Mikael Smegalovknoff November 14, 2007
A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
Spaffed by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019
Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
spaffed by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

Spafflete 

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.
"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
Spafflete by executecodered March 11, 2013
A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word
Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"
Spaffle by Alex Turb April 21, 2007