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OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA
Related Words

Shovel Talk 

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.
Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."
Shovel Talk by Ifer April 9, 2013

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

frook shoken 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.
'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'
frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.
Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.
Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Shovel Gang 

A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.
I really dig the shovel gang. every day i'm shovelin'
Shovel Gang by theshovelgang March 8, 2019