blupping 

a substitute for ‘fucking’ in a sentence.

i’m so blupping tired.
merry blupping christmas!

blupping by itsyaboik June 29, 2018

Blepping 

the act of leaving the tongue, usually the tip, outside the mouth unconsciously; particularly by cats or other animals.

Mike's cat is always blepping. It's the cutest thing.

Blepping by Sadizzle4Shizzle May 15, 2015

Happy Blapping 

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.

Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"

Happy Blapping by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

Self-Blumping 

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

Self-Blumping by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Blipping 

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.

When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip to the tip for a great relief.

Blipping by zozo420 May 19, 2017

Blumping 

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

Blumping by KNDO May 30, 2009