Flatulence occurring in the presence of another or others that requires "hands-free" manipulation of the anal sphincter to expel the gas in silent undetectable manner.
I was having fun driving you guys to the ice fishing expedition until someone released a ninjafart. Too bad it was SBD, or it may have gone completely unnoticed.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).