spankytard 

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

spankytard by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

sponkyard 

a persons personal business

get out my sponkyard u bith ath hoe

sponkyard by a c November 8, 2004

spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

spacktard 

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

spacktard by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard 

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktardaloid 

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

spacktardaloid by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

spankyourdogs 

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

spankyourdogs by Batty January 29, 2005