1)
Something I
invented.
2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen
through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.
3)A net used to capture rogue interns.
1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the
presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but
the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on
Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.