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internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.
matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.
by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013
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internet

by fluro films June 22, 2017
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internet

A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.
I was an Internet user once...
by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016
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internet

A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.

Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
by MC-STEEL February 26, 2014
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internet

A confusing box that controls the lives of closeted satanists
Ket: Am I on the internet

Aise: ...
by Jabu January 1, 2004
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internet

If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?
A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.
by archimedest July 26, 2006
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internet

what your on now....
....won no ruoy tahw
internet
by dont look here.... March 14, 2007
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