Wankersaurus

Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances

Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.

John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.

by Saggie nips December 19, 2017

Wankersaurus

A generally dopey and annoying person.

E.g: “Ollie is such a wankersaurus”

by Skirrt69 September 29, 2018

wankasaurus

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

Wankasaurus

An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.

Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!

by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010

cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.

I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.

by c-davidson August 27, 2008

wankasaurus

someone who wanks way to much. a very horny person who has a lot of pron on their computer

billo, you=wankasaurus

by TiLlO February 27, 2004