This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic willcomplain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?