keyser 

Keyser is a shithole town in West Virginia that has absolutely nothing to do. Keyser is mostly populated by extremely arrogant senior citizens that complain, overuse the bathrooms, and drive entirely too slow on the roads.

Guy 1: Dude, have you been to Keyser lately?

Guy 2: Nah man, that place sucks...nothin to do but old
ladies. I don't play that game, man.

keyser by Keyser Native June 21, 2008

Keyser 

Keyser ("The K-hole") is a small, shithole town in West Virginia. There's absolutely nothing to do in Keyser except drugs. The population consists of mainly poor family's, drug addicts, drug dealers, rats/snitches, cops, bible thumpers and old people. The youth of the town hate living there and are very antsy to move far, far away from there.

There's no jobs except fast food restaurants and lumber-n-things. The best things in the town is their high school band and the very nice bridge leading out of Keyser into Maryland. Keyser is the birthplace of Jack Rollins who wrote the famous song "Frosty the Snowman" and the famous baseball player John Kruk once resided in Keyser.
Keyser is also known as "The K-hole".

Dude 1: "Did you see all of the people that got indicted for delivery of cds from Keyser?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, Keyser is full of snitches anymore."

Keyser by Nicenugg420 January 12, 2018

Keyser 

A man that uses keys for anal penetration.

Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.

Keyser by The Dirty Pajerty July 4, 2011

Keyser 

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.

That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.

Keyser by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017

Keyser 

He is an amazing guy that gives you the giggles when he smiles at you. He is the type of guy any girl would want to have and love with all there heart! No other guy is like him!

Girl 1: Omg it’s keyser

Boy 1: he is so cool
Girl 2: he is so handsome!!

Keyser by Little cute doggo March 31, 2019

Keyser 

An extremely compassionate but depressed af person with strange secrets. Very loyal.

Hey Keyser, You Want To Hang Out?
Nah, I'm too depressed

Keyser by Fatty Daddy Apple March 2, 2020

Keyser Söze 

The devil himself.

Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him."

Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze by Grace April 19, 2004