hornitos

A most excellent tequila.

Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*

hornitos by banfito May 8, 2003

hornitos

a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.

dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect

hornitos by tfollz January 3, 2011

Hornitos

Horny Doritos

Look at my bag of hornitos.

Hornitos by Zensai October 11, 2017

Hornito 

a horny male mexican

guy 1: hola holmes id tap any thing right now.
guy 2: your a hornito

Hornito by Mark haley March 17, 2009

Hornitis 

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.

"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"

Hornitis by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020

Hornito 

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.

Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.

Hornito by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022

hornito 

A small phallic object used to push things.

Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.

hornito by chezmaster99 December 29, 2010