tardiddle is the act of taking a fat stinking crap on someone's infant. it is usually performed in front of a large crowd of people and the favored spot for someone to commit tardiddle is on the baby forehead.

person: oh, what a lovely baby you have, so adorable.
Mother: thank you, he's 16 months old.
Person: can I tardiddle on him?
Mother: oh of course.
Person: SHITS AGGRESSIVELY ON BABY'S HEAD!

Tardiddle by RangaCleitus420 November 12, 2020

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Tardliban

Retards who will soon push Afghanistan into dark ages.

Tardlibans have wrestled their way to power. They were not demoralized for 2 decades & kept fighting for a cause they so strongly believed in, which is to terrorize the shit out of their own people & push Afghanistan back into the dark ages.

Tardliban by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

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tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.

My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.

tardliness by ralionairb August 25, 2009

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Tardlish

The Language an English essay is written in if it uses acronyms, such as WTF LOL ROLF.

Did you see that retards essay, it was written in tardlish.

Tardlish by Sugarfrosted November 5, 2008

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