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herontologist 

One who devotes their life to studying herons and their inate attraction to the act of messing up pots and pats.
Archer is not a herontologist as he does not know shit about herons.
herontologist by i am a heron February 26, 2009

herpestologist 

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.
If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!
herpestologist by QuacksO October 28, 2020

Herpotologist

one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different
Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."
Herpotologist by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005

hurpatologist 

1) A person who studies worthless, useless information or concepts.
2) A social justice warrior or anyone on the Regressive Left.
3) People who are so inept, incompetent, or stupid, that they are professional idiots.
4) A professional idiot.
5) Also known as a derpatologist.
I got my gender studies degree. My friends told me I was now an official hurpatologist! When I told them I was not studying reptiles, they just laughed at me for some reason.
hurpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026