popurt 

the same thing as your wanger

Sunny K has a popurt the size of a twig.
His popurt is very microscopic.

popurt by G-Unit May 5, 2003

popertunity 

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009

poiurt 

(v.) to have a squirting orgasm

My girlfriend poiurted during sex last night. I was soaked, and it was hot.

poiurt by cj93 June 24, 2010

Popuri 

1. Assorted dry flowers and leaves that give off a nice smell.

2. The cute pink haired, red eyed girl from the Harvest Moon RPG game.

1. The popuri that mom bought smells heavenly!

2. Popuri is the cutest character in the game.

Popuri by Miss. Self. Destruct. August 30, 2006

Poputt 

Derogatory term used by professional wrestler Booker T. No real definition or place of origin exists.

What the hell is that Poputt doing?!
You stupid ass Poputt! I'm holdin' my apple!

Poputt by Robert Howard March 22, 2009

poopurtunity 

the moment you are able to pass a bowel movement after being constipated.

Ed finally had a poopurtunity once I gave him a fleet enema.

poopurtunity by Bekkkkk January 3, 2008

Popuri 

A pink-haired, red-eyed girl from the Harvest Moon series. She likes flowers. A lot. Also, IMO she is the best girl that you can marry. 'cuz she's sexy.

Popuri is pregnant with my child!

Popuri by fzh October 26, 2004