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A perfectly proportional penis (PPP) it is so beautiful that girls can’t even come up with the energy to moan while it is in them. When it creams, it creates a waterfall of semen that covers its victim. If you have a (PPP) you get big booty latinas.
“My boyfriend has an Eavis it is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.”
Eavis by Daquaviontavious iii October 1, 2022

i can dig elvis

Normal person: I can dig Elvis.

Destiel shipper: *muffled* I can't help falling in love with you.

Eavesdropping 

Secretly Listening to other people’s conversations.; getting into people’s business.
When my friend is Eavesdropping on my teacher, he says Carter! Do you ever LISTEN?!
Eavesdropping by QuakeSplash26 February 3, 2019

Elviscerate

verb: to eliminate any or all Elvis impersonators \ noun: Elvisceration
They're marching to Vegas in protest of the international conspiracy to Elviscerate the world.

Elvis Country 

Any urban or rural area that has no Jewish or Italian people.
If I have to run, I need more time. I won't end up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis Country.
Elvis Country by Umphrey March 12, 2021

eviscerate 

To roast or expose someone so hard that you "murder" a man into oblivion. you leave no bones, no flesh, nuthin'. Once this happens you must never speak of the person again. Their entire existence disappears.
Guy 1: Did you see that mah boi Etika eviscerated Princeton last night? He let all the deets out.
Guy 2: Princeton? Who?
eviscerate by jbeats2 November 19, 2017