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super mega phone; used in maple story as a means of annoying communication can only be seen in the world your in; can not be carried to other worlds.
Holy crap did you see that smega! I need to go buy that.
Smega by mowanda August 17, 2009
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Rotten semen (jizz,cum,nut,)Stinky dick and balls
Damn you must have smega.
smega by leonard March 28, 2005

mega smega smegma 

Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.
You could smell Johny's mega smega smegma from across the locker room.
mega smega smegma by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

snail smega 

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks
WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!
snail smega by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014
Sexiest gay korean guy ever. Great in bed.
Woah look at Seegasm, I'd do him if he were straight.
Seegasm by anonymous September 28, 2020
/smɛgɪˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ smeagin

Invented by the legend Andrej "babybay" Francisty a professional smeager for FaZe clan. It is the art of getting in also known as the anti cs:go player strategy within valorant
WE FUCKIN SMEAGINNNNNNNN BABY
smeagin by straith March 17, 2021