obsob

A guy who enjoys sexual pleasure in his hairy a-hole. Likes any type of anal pleasure but prefers a butternut squash shoved in there vigorously. An obsob also tends to have a stretched dick hole due to attempted dick fingering.

carrot: "hey girl have you ever experienced pleasure with an obsob"
potato: "not yet, not planning on it either i heard that they only do anal I'm more a vaginal type, what about you celery?"
celery:" yeah I've experienced an obsob, his stretched dick hole ate my clit as i shoved a butternut squash up his tight hairy a-hole"

obsob by celery,potato,carrot March 23, 2017

Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Obob 

Typically referring to someone stupid or clueless.

Wow that guy is obob.

Obob by doorstuck February 3, 2019

Obsolete 

Outdated, useless.

Cassette tapes are obsolete.

Obsolete by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

Osob 

Osob is a very nice person. She hardly gets angry but beware because if she does you will regret it greatly. She is a great person to be around and once you get to know her and become her close friend you will learn she is extremely loyal and you will be friends for life.

Girl 1: Did you meet Osob today?
Girl 2: Yeah she seems great!

Osob by .yuhh November 24, 2019

planned obsolescence 

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

planned obsolescence by Yza January 11, 2009

Obsgobber 

A person who eats very loudly.

Derived from Obstreperous meaning loud and difficult to control and Gob referring to the mouth.

Michael is such a lovely guy, but did you know he is an Obsgobber.
Can you believe Sally is Obsgobbing again.
I went out to lunch with Peter the other day and I was surprised to learn he is an Obsgobber.

Obsgobber by Dr Rox June 24, 2014