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A man who is interested in dating hot, sexy women with children, (A.K.A. a milf).
Guy #1: My god, she's got like 6 kids, but I'd smash her with that body.

Guy #2: Stop being such a milfman, man.
Milfman by Cheslock March 18, 2017
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Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.
James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

The Milkman 

His milk is delicious.
I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman
The Milkman by Genevis September 23, 2021
A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.
That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.
milkman by Tony Atlas January 17, 2008

Milfantasy 

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.
Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.
Milfantasy by skyjuice December 30, 2008