The new wave word to use in place of "facts." When something is agreeable or worthy of interjecting the fact that an opinion is comon; one should refrain from the use of "true" or "facts", but instead dapperly make use of the word "factoids." It is a highly fresh piece of lingo, therefore it should only be used by the most clean in society.
A very small fact. Usually used when one wishes to express what a small fact his fellow peer has just spoken upon.
The word can also be used as an insult, in the simple context of expressing that the speaker of the fact is actually saying such a small fact that it is a factoid, therefore being painfully obvious. Sort of another way of saying no shit sherlock.
Friend: "Yo, Justin Beiber is bad!"
Me: "Straight Factoids!"
(background)as we walk down the road of life blah blah blah
(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms
factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.
Fac-toi-ded: Factoided is the verb used to announce someones previous statement or sentence was factuallyincorrect.
The word derives from Maeve Murphy's Gibberish.