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coffee bomb 

A way to get a caffeine high when you have instant coffee and toilet paper. The coffee is parachuted and swallowed. A common practice in jail.
The inmates were wild and loud after doing fifty coffee bombs apiece that morning.
coffee bomb by railbird22 August 7, 2010
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Coffee bomb 

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.
Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.
Coffee bomb by elstrongo March 6, 2017

Coffee bomb 

Toilet paper rapped in a cylinder around your hand roughly 20 times then the ends rolled in it. Take it and place the bottom at a angle with one side on the wall so it can get air and light it from the bottom. It will burn for roughly 50 seconds without smoke. If you saved the coffee from breakfast in your milk carton you can place it over the flame and heat up said coffee.

A way of heating things inside a building without smoke.
I saved my coffee and a slice of Ham from breakfast so tonight when we joist out on that all night flight I have shit to cook on the Coffee bomb
Coffee bomb by Dapaperman June 3, 2017

coffee bombing 

Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.
"Do you know why you're in HR?"
"For coffee bombing Rob?"
coffee bombing by TerryTown May 16, 2016

Coffeezombie 

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.
"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"
Coffeezombie by linguistician. November 7, 2012
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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