Douchepoodle 

An outstanding example of a fuckwit.

The person who keyed my car is a total douchepoodle.

Douchepoodle by RaunchyPumpkins February 20, 2017

douchenoozle 

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011

Doucheboozler 

A douchebag, douchelord or person who may accurately be described by the less involved term 'douche,' who utilizes elaborate methods of deceit or general unpleasantness. The victim would be described as having been 'Doucheboozled.'

Dude, Tom messed around behind Katie's back - with her sister. Total doucheboozler.

This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.

Doucheboozler by Hullnak January 29, 2010

[douchenoozle] 

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )

"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"

[douchenoozle] by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009

douchehoolery 

Shenanigans performed by a douchebag(s). Exasperating acts of incredible disregard to other people. Petty or self centered attempts for personal gain.

You would not believe the douchehoolery I had to put up with this weekend from my boyfriend's friends. They spent the entire time cracking on me and messing up the apartment.

douchehoolery by Marie Northgate April 17, 2011

Douchefoolery

When a dude or chick is up to no good and starts a fight with their lady or man to prompt an excuse to validate their dirty deeds.

Person 1 : Man Jake is always starting shit with his girl, so he can leave and fuck her friend.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.

Douchefoolery by Lone wolf lynie January 9, 2024