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n. - one who possesses at least 3 of the following qualities:
-deafness in one ear
-a skin tone any darker than burnt umber
-membership on a cross-country team
-a loveable chunkiness, in more of a cuddly than unattractive way
"Hey MC Vikraam is that you my friend?" "No man it's me, auyon." "oh."
Auyon by JD x-c bitches March 3, 2005
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Auyon Auron anyones Alyona Aulona Ayonija Aryon Aulon Autonomy ayon
Autono is slang or short for autonomous, an object or software that requires no human input to complete a task.
The autono program can run statistics as purchases are made.
autono by deflee May 27, 2014

Autonomic 

A style of drum & bass (usually around 170bpm) devised by music heavyweights dBridge (of Bad Company) and Instra:Mental. The style of music fuses drum & bass with many other genres such as ambient, 80's and soundscape. The style has now become increasingly popular due to the podcast series and many artists from different genres have begun creating Autonomic based music. These include Skream, Actress, Lowtec, Spectrasoul, Indigo, Synkro & Joe Seven.
Exampes of artists producing the Autonomic sound include dBridge, ASC, Consequence, They Live, Instra:mental, Scuba, Code 3, Dan Habernam, Vaccine etc.
Autonomic by Obey. May 2, 2011
She’s sexy asf, but really hard to get, she’s a girl everyone wants and if you lose her you’ll regret it, Aulona is a bff and will always keep a secret and will always be by your side, don’t lose her.

She’s seems innocent but she can fight a bitch if she needs to, she hot, cute adorable to be in fact, she’ll always be nice and will never talk bad about you, if she doesn’t like you she’ll say it in your face.
Just remember she’s literally the definition of perfect, she even smart like.. how is that fair. Anyway just don’t lose her she’ll always be there for you
Aulona is soooo perfect
Aulona by Creamy_headass November 4, 2018

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 

A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

autonowashing 

making something appear to be more autonomous than it really is.

Adopted for automation from the term greenwashing, autonowashing, v. (v. autonowash, n. autonowasher, v. autonowashed) is the practice of making unverified or misleading claims which misrepresent the appropriate level of human supervision required by a partial or semi-autonomous product, service or technology.

Autonowashing may also be extended to fully autonomous systems, in cases where system capabilities are exaggerated beyond what can be performed consistently and reliably.

The objective of autonowashing is to differentiate and/or offer a competitive advantage to an entity, through the use of superficial verbiage meant to convey a level of system competence that is misaligned with the technical specifications of the system.
Tesla has been autonowashing the capabilities of their Autopilot system.
autonowashing by scifo May 23, 2019