1 definition by JD x-c bitches

n. - one who possesses at least 3 of the following qualities:
-deafness in one ear
-a skin tone any darker than burnt umber
-membership on a cross-country team
-a loveable chunkiness, in more of a cuddly than unattractive way
"Hey MC Vikraam is that you my friend?" "No man it's me, auyon." "oh."
by JD x-c bitches March 3, 2005
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