Shmigarette

A noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.

person A: "wanna go for a wee... Shmigarette?"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"

by ostrichlady January 24, 2017

Smigarette

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette

1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'

by Wild Drunken Bill August 4, 2008

shigarette

Any cigarette obtained as the result of mooching, bumming, or boaging off of someone.

Watch out for that homeless dude at the bus stop. Always fucking trying to score a shigarette.

by Wordmaster Bitch June 21, 2011

shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

smogarette

short for "smoke a cigarette"

"hey, you wanna smogarette?"

by littleanuyta January 23, 2010

Shigarette

An ordinary cigarette colored with a Sharpie causing the individual whos smoking it to get high.

Dude A: I wanna get high, but I gots no money for weed!
Dude B: Let's smoke some Shigarettes!!

by M. E. D March 24, 2008

Shitgarette

Any cigarette not made by RJ Reynolds or Philip Morris as well as any cheap dirt cigarette made by those two brands. Often has the off-taste of pool water and quite possibly, ass.

"Man, do you have any cigarettes?" "No, all I have are these shitgarettes. They taste like dicks, but I'm a broke bitch."

by TangencyStudios June 5, 2014