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Blue Jade is a different Girl from the rest. Many people make quick first impressions about her witch are normally too quickly judged. She is a standing out girl from the others, she cares about the people that she loves and will never fail on them. She is a beautiful human being in side and out. Blue Jade has a big heart but she hides it at times.
"I need someone to talk to"
"Go to Blue Jade, she'll know what to do"
blue jade by ZDMalik November 29, 2016
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A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.
"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"
A really annoying girl who thinks she is the best. She attracts men with her slutiness, she has only a few friends with similar personalities and has struggles. She is supposedly pretty and can get quite a few men. She is mostly attracted to older men.
she is a bitch.
Boy 1: "do you know blue jade?"
Boy 2: "she is a bitch dude!"
Boy 1: " I know right!"
Boy 3: "I like her"
blue jade by CCBBA November 28, 2016

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026