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One who has no hobbies, spends their spare time staring at small children play out their window, and eating their own excrement.
Hey, you see that girl accross the street? Her name is Keri, she's been staring out that window for hours watching Johnny. She's the biggest swal I've ever seen!
Swal by LuLu1997 October 7, 2011
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Swalls swallow swale swalk swalla swallower swalib swalty Swal Swalker
Graduate Student With Athletic Laurels.
Former college athlete, now a graduate student, not ready to be a NARP
These puny freshman think I'm and NARP when actually I was a double sport NCAA honors student. I'm not a NARP I'm a G-SWAL
G-SWAL by GSWAL Tigerg August 12, 2016

Suck Suck Swallow

(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.

*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*
Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!
Suck Suck Swallow by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021

hard pill to swallow 

That my own son could have done something so horrible is a hard pill to swallow.
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hard pill to swallow by kinginamo October 6, 2016

swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

swallatio 

When you get a blow job and the chick swallows your load.
I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!