turkey slap

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!

by Steve0 August 21, 2004

turkey slap

To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.

My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.

by ElNegro November 5, 2006

turkey slap

to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls

Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross

by kof and toz July 10, 2003

turkey slap

The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine

Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...

by Nate.D #13 October 14, 2005

turkey slap

Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love

by dewy June 21, 2006

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006