yordt 

means u sux at everything and are ugly ridiculously ugly

fred u r such a fucking yordt

yordt by jake knaust December 15, 2003

yordie

getbusYORDIE

ya’ll know that dude with no scalp wearing hoodies 247? yeah, I’m talking about $not. Yordie is his brand.

-yo bro you copped that new yordie hoodie? shit be fye
-fs man it’s already otw

yordie by wooshboy December 6, 2019

yardturding

Slang for the highly immature but gratifying act of taking a steaming dump into the front yard of an unruly and annoying neighbor.

Yup, last night we masked-up and went yardturding, making 3 pitstops to hit all the neighbors who surround our previously nearly idyllic little slice of the world.

yardturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Yord 

Yord.)(v) A contextual word that generally means yes, cool, and yeah.

Yord.) (v) “Are you taking a mole”
“Yord”

Yord by Michel J Nutsack January 13, 2019

Yorktown Shake and Bake 

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)

Yorktown Shake and Bake by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009

yorston 

A person who likes to travel in aircraft to accumulate frequent flyer points.

Person #1 Ive booked this flight, not to travel and experience the place, but to accumulate some points.

Person #2 You are such a yorston.

yorston by Kanowski July 4, 2009

Yorktown High School 

The whitest rich kid school ever where everyone gets a MacBook and there is a pool, but they will bitch abt the swim unit cause they are privileged af. All of the guys are fuckboy laxer dudes who think they are a 10 when they are really a -3 and the girls are stupid hoes especially the dance team which is a white popular girl cult. The whole school juuls and there is a party every single week cause their rich parents couldn’t give a crap abt them. Somehow the whole school gets a 4.2 GPA bc everything in Arlington is a competition.

Oh you go to Yorktown High School you must be a spoiled brat.

Yorktown High School by quackyduck22 November 15, 2018