wolley 

1.The best word in existence. Yellow backwards; commonly misspelled welloy. Also the name of a song by the band Pitiful Excuse.
2. Cute, rad

Dude, did you hear the new song by that band?
Yeah, wolley is the best!

That shirt is so cute!
It's so wolley!

wolley by Emsily B June 27, 2008

Dubble Wolley 

A Dubble Wolley is the new way to say Double Lolly lol.
My fave Lollies ever!!! and if you want one and your boyfriends eating one, and you ask for a dubble wolley he is more likely to think for sute, feel sorry for you and give you a lick lmao! (You've got a dirty mind!!! )

B/f: *Lick Lick-on the double lolly*
G/f: *drools*
G/f: "Can i have a dubble wolley baby?"
B/f: "oh here have a lick" lol SORTED!!! MmMmMmMm

Dubble Wolley by Trinkbar_Trina March 30, 2005

walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Woolley Afro

The beaner whos hair is in large afro form and on closer inspection it looks like wool

Hey CHRIS your woolley afros raging go get that shit turned into a sweater.

Woolley Afro by Wyatt Thomas Bellius May 3, 2009

Mackenzie Woolley 

Mackenzie Woolley is an extremely wise and intelligent woman. Don't be rough on Mackenzie, she is an extremely sensitive person and always sees the good in people. If you know a Mackenzie Woolley, you are a very lucky person. Make friends with her. She may seem shy, but once you get to really know her, she is a wonderful woman with a beautiful personality.

Don't underestimate Mackenzie Woolley's abilities.

Mackenzie Woolley by Possumfurr June 17, 2020

Walleye Crue 

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.

e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!

Walleye Crue by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008

The Nate Wollenweber 

You shit in your underwear then you leave ur underwear in your room for the rest of the week.

I did the Nate Wollenweber last night, now my room smells like shit

The Nate Wollenweber by Drewsuckedmydicklastnight March 27, 2021