wodging

Actively avoiding work, whilst trying to look busy.

See also Wodge

John is wodging again!

wodging by solihullslim April 15, 2004

wonging

To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.

James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.

wonging by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit June 30, 2009

Wadging 

A “Wadge” /Wad-ge/ A fishing buddy that likes to cast right beside you when you get a bite. Or drops in your hole when your not looking

“Wadging” /Wad-ging/ The act of casting right in to your buddy’s spot. Or stealing one of his holes. Before or after he casts. Or ever right after your buddy misses a fish.

Quit Wadging In on my spot.

“Wadged” /Wad-ged/ the dirty act of catching the fish your buddy just missed. You Wadged him.

I just missed that fish on a short strike. And you went and Wadged it right before I could cast again/drop back down.

The term was first coined in the summer of 2017. On a fishing trip with A good buddy and the original “Wadger”.

Quit Wadging In on my spot.

Wadging by 613 fishing May 3, 2018

wonging

to ass fuck an oriental

Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"

wonging by radicalC April 6, 2011

cushion-wedging 

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.

wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.

cushion-wedging by dave. The Man February 3, 2007

Wooging 

The act of getting with someone that one finds attractive of the same or the opposite sex.

"Betty, who you wooging?"
"Oh, I'm not wooging anyone."

Wooging by wev1 March 6, 2013

faye wonging 

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)

Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.

faye wonging by pixiepix March 18, 2021