wizneed 

Tha bomb ass weed, or what you refer to if you want to talk about weed at word.

Yo my crusty cruton.......lets bizounce to tha rizzo and smizoke tha wizneed.

wizneed by Bigjoeboo October 1, 2003

wizzeed 

It's weed to the dizz nizzle.

Let's smizzoke that wizzeed brizzuh. Ch'yuh.
I'm brizzoned because I smoked that wizzeed.
That wizzeed made me brizznizzoned.
Put that wizzeed in that pizzipe and get stizzoned bruh.
Ch'yuh wizzeed.
Come over and smizzoke some of that wizzeed.
You got any wizzeed?
I smoke wizzeed eredizzay nizzigzzzughuh.
I have the munchies.
Let's hizzot bizzox the whizzite hizzouse.
Smoke wizzeed ereydizzay don't give a shizzzit.
Check out my sweet wizzeed tattoo.
Smokin' wizzeed with snizzoop dizzoggy dizzog dizz.
Ch'yuh.
Smokin' satan's dizzick.

wizzeed by Matt Graveline May 20, 2008

wizened 

Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)

Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.

wizened by Dacid August 12, 2008

smizoke the wizeed 

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.

Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down

smizoke the wizeed by ashmane September 5, 2010

wineedy 

pronounced: "wi-nee-dee"
A person in need of a wee can use this word to describe themselves. Originally wee-needy, it was shortened to wineedy in the late 20th century.

e.g. I'm so wineedy!

That drink has made me wineedy

wineedy by D. Skylark April 28, 2010

wizened 

When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin

You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...

wizened by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020

Wiznerd

y'know, like a wizard who knows about radians

"Robie is being such a wiznerd right now, he fixed my computer and wouldn't stop talking about complex IT parlance"

Wiznerd by wiznerd1 September 15, 2009