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'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' 

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.
"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity
Often used to make people laugh
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock 

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks 

A baby daddy who can’t afford child support because he spent all of his money on Ricky Martin concert tickets and haircuts at Bo-Rics with his dad.
After that $10 cut and blow-out, he looked creepy like a Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks profile pic on Tinder.

Will O’ Cockell

A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.
He’s tall, he must be a will o’ cockell

the willcock 

the willcock is a sexual act in which two fat black men with tiny winkies romantically kiss one anothers jap eye.
yo dude, last night... me and frank did the willcock, it was errmmm... different.
the willcock by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013