wet cheese 

A yellow artificially and hydrogenated dyed mess that resembles melted party cheese; appeals to some, disgusts many.

Suh yo, let me get somma dat wet cheese free toppin. Nah dawg squirt some mow dat liqueh stuff on mah hot dawg from dis 7-11 right cheah. 7-11 gots the best dawgs in town. It's free toppin, keep squirtin!

Hey marcus! Hook me up whit one a dem pretzels with a cup o' dat wet cheese!

wet cheese by brkn2nd March 8, 2009

Wet Cheese 

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

Wet Cheese by kenjatime May 4, 2020

Wet Cheese 

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

Wet Cheese by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

Wet Cheese 

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

Wet Cheese by Incognitmoe February 8, 2022

wet cheese sangwich 

when two persons (gay or straight) take a shit, scrape off some smegma (or dick cheese) and ad it between each poo. it cannot be called a "wet" cheese sangwich until one member eats it, and regurgitates it into the others asshole.

yo dave, whatd u do last nite?

me n cindy made a wet cheese sangwich and wached seinfeld!

bomtastik nigga!

wet cheese sangwich by gab-real October 26, 2009

wet cheese sandwhich 

A incredibly extreme gay man

"I saw this wet cheese sandwhich at the park and he told me that i have a nice dick".

wet cheese sandwhich by Big feces May 16, 2008

Get your cheese wet 

To get any form of sex - oral or intercourse. Mainly for men: getting your dick wet - sucked or fucked.

Yo dude, what happened with the babe you took home last night? You get your cheese wet?

Get your cheese wet by ZER21 May 13, 2021