weightress 

An overweight waitress.

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?

weightress by Circushead July 14, 2006

weightless 

being free from the weight of the world. the feeling of letting all the bad things from the past go. the feeling of moving forward.

i want to feel weightless, and that would be enough.

weightless by weightlessblah January 19, 2016

coffee weightloss program 

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

coffee weightloss program by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008

coffee weightloss program 

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

coffee weightloss program by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Dead Weighters 

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)

"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."

Dead Weighters by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

weightless step 

To commit suicide by hanging. Called so because of the act of stepping off and never touching the ground as the rope catches you first.

Luke took a weightless step, I feel bad for his family.

weightless step by Falling Satalite May 19, 2014

weightless 

Adj: to be high on crack.

Whoah man, im weightless..

weightless by Xave October 28, 2003