wattf 

Wattf(Wattf) is the combination between wat and wtf(What the Fuck). It is generally used in a similar manner as wtf, but it emphasizes on a reaction based of confusion, not anger as wtf is sometimes used to express. Some have tried to shorten wattf although it's short enough anyway and some ideas include: watf and attf.

Wattf are you doing with that squirrel?

wattf by Wjeet27g July 18, 2014

garrett watts 

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler

garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.

garrett watts by youtube-ular June 17, 2018

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

Dole Bludging Step Watt by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

Garrett Watts 

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP

Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

Jiggle watts 

How much wattage a booty gives off when it jiggles
The biggger the booty the more the jiggle watts it gives off.

Dam that booty must be atleast a 10 on the jiggle watts scale

Jiggle watts by Booty Doctor January 10, 2020

Wattpad 

A site comprised equally of horrifying and innocence destroying porn, 1D fanfiction, the occasional good book, and collections of brain farts that most find oddly hilarious.

This is truly an amazing website, as long as you stay away from the porn.Your science teachers teach you science, not what a condom look like when in use.

"I love Wattpad; I can share all of my stories without the publishing hassle!"

Wattpad by mojii May 3, 2015

Wattpad 

Basically a website with a bunch of, 'bad-boy who actually has a heart of gold falls for some random good-girl and changes for her because he is sooooo madly in love' books, although Wattpad books are mostly cringey there are a few good ones written by genuinely good authors who are trying to start up their career.

Person #1- "I watched a movie the other day, it had such a Wattpad ending"

Person #2- "Let me guess, a hot popular and/or badass guy fall for an invisible nobody who ends up being really popular and then they live happily ever after?"

Person #1- "Yup"

Wattpad by sorryforbeinghonest July 20, 2018