watash 

Term used by military during the Korean War to mean best buddy, number one friend. Probably a corruption of the Japanese word for "I" or "me": watashi

Yo bocephus, how's it going? Just great, watash!

watash by Dr. T. M. Beatty, DD, BFHM May 15, 2006

Whatashit 

After eating a meal off of the "All-Time Favorites" menu at Whataburger, you blow up the bathroom with a Whatashit

Noah ate the large Monterrey Melt meal and then went to the family restroom to drop a massive Whatashit

Whatashit by LaneSalsa May 14, 2015

watashi wa mou shindeiru 

"I am already dead"
Deriving from Omae wa mou shindeiru, it is usually used unironically among friends. It is also a cry for help that will be laughed at as you circle into the depths of despair, leaving behind any sanity you possess.

Joseph: Are you ready for the two hour school assembly?

You: "Watashi wa mou shindeiru!!!"

watashi wa mou shindeiru by Prof. Layton March 17, 2018

Watashiwa Kira Desu 

"I am Kira" Last thing you'll hear before you die.

Criminal: who are you?
Kira: Watashiwa kira desu...
Criminal: UGH *clutches heart, eyes wide open*
Kira: *grin*

Watashiwa Kira Desu by YianKutKu February 26, 2009

Watasha 

A nickname of Waylon Jennings.

Hank Williams Jr gave Waylon that nickname and it means "Old Number One" in Japanese.

He gave it to him after the recorded "The Conversation" because it was Waylon's way of telling Hank it was okay to sing his daddy's songs. It was at the same time that Waylon took him out on the road with him because Hank Jr was at a low point.

Waylon:
Well, if he was here right now Bocephus
Would he think that we were right?
Do you think he might?
Hank:
Don't you know he would Watasha
Be right here by our side

Watasha by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

watashi 

Japanese for "I"

Watashino senkowa nihongo desu.

watashi by INH.Helios November 10, 2003

watashi wa hentai desu

means 'i am a pervert' in japanese

say it to any non-japanese speaking person. it's a lovely excuse at times. 'i did it because watashi wa hentai desu.'

watashi wa hentai desu by Aurore April 30, 2006