wastered 

Being really drunk and stoned at the same time.

I drank a pint of Jack and smoked a blunt, I'm so wastered right now.

wastered by kellythephilly March 9, 2007

Watered Down 

Something that is similar to something else, but with less features. Altered so as to be weaker in force, content, or value.

The term “Watered Down” comes from when drinks are diluted with water to be made weaker. But can be applied to other things.

Arizona is like a watered down version of Australia.

Watered Down by Enviro May 7, 2020

Getting Waltered

v- Getting so immensely intoxicated you begin to act similar to a hillbilly named Walter of the woods of Andover, CT

Bro 1: "Dude its Ben and Brendan's 21st birthday this weekend."

Bro 2: "Yeah I know everyone is gonna be getting waltered"

Getting Waltered by TimetogetWaltered December 30, 2011

Watered 

When you completely and utterly destroy someone beyond recovery they have been watered

Sue had been game ended by Martin because he said “Why the fuck do you care then” therefore she was watered

Watered by Epic word guy September 8, 2019

Getting watered 

Synonym for "getting owned" A term that means you just lost at something. Used mostly on Halo: Reach.

*Halo post-game lobby*
Looser- "You guys are just camping noobs!"

Winner- "HAHAHAHA WHAT EVER NOOB YOU JUST GOT WATERED HAHAHAHAHA"

Looser- "Shut up noob"

Winner- "HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL GETTING WATERED SO MUCH?!?! ITS LIKE NOAH'S FLOOD UP IN HERE!"

Getting watered by Cbolt339 September 26, 2010

Wasterella 

A wasted Cinderella; a prima donna with no discernible value, who is rich for no discernible reason

"My boss is the biggest wasterella I have ever seen."

"She's got a huge ass too."

Wasterella by Humor Smith February 20, 2009

crops are watered 

Meaning that life is going great

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

crops are watered by Lkjhgfdsap June 20, 2017