wank pheasant 

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person

Roman Reigns is a wank pheasant

wank pheasant by E211 June 23, 2016

Wank Pheasant 

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

Wank Pheasant by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

Wank Pheasant 

An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.

There is no need to be a wank pheasant!

Wank Pheasant by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

Wank-pheasant 

A term used for a low-class female sociopath who enjoys the art of male genital pleasure. They can be often heard bitching about how everything around them is unfair and how hard it is for them despite no one else giving a shit.

shut-up, you stupid wank-pheasant!

Wank-pheasant by shadowmaster878 July 19, 2017