wakadouche 

the sound it makes when i punch you. originated from combining Dave Chapelle's laugh (wakakakaka) with the sound it makes when i punch you. waka-douche!

the sound it makes when i punch you is wakadouche.

*hits somebody in the face... "WAKADOUCHE!"

wakadouche by me-th_ink-eth March 3, 2010

Wadouche 

Male Douche used to clean out the inner goodies of a male repoductive unit. Reduces chances of STD given by the exports of the Female Reproductive unit. Also a term that can be used to dish on friends.

Jack: Dude she gave me aids!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!

Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.

Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!

Wadouche by Jack Toffa December 1, 2010

whatadouche

NOUN; a quick and often unnoticed way to insult someone being a douche bag.

man 1: "oprah rocks my world, man"
man 2: "whatadouche"
(other people standing around laugh at man 1)
man 1: "excuse me?"

whatadouche by B.E. Prater April 22, 2008

Webadouche 

Someone who posts profile pictures of them selves that have angles (angles where they actually look good) an do this continuously.

My friend is such a bad webadouche she only seems to take pictures on her left side all the time.

Webadouche by BrandenForever January 14, 2010

whatadouche

a noun, given to a male who exemplified douchebagory by doing something douchebagish i.e. cheating on a girl with another girl. kicking crippled kids or punching midgets. basically any action thats youd look at the douche and say "WHATADOUCHE"

did you see that guy kick that midget???

ya, "WHATADOUCHE"

whatadouche by bigtex75 June 23, 2010

Wikidouchebag 

A person who has learned a large amount of semi-useless knowledge, but once in a while comes across a "gold nugget" that blows your mind.

Guy #1: "If anything is to come of us I demand you go off birth control for 6 months to a year. Eventually, of course."

Girl #1: umm why?

Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o

Wikidouchebag by The Wriggling Wiggler September 9, 2012

Wikidouche 

A guy who runs a "leaks" site, forever claiming moral high ground while chastising Amnesty International and blaming them and the press for not paying him an astounding $700k to conceal the names of civilians that will soon be dying (thanks to his not concealing them).

Wow, dude is simply a wikiDouche. When are his 15 minutes up?

Wikidouche by left coasty August 13, 2010