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waccident

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A waccident is a wack accident, i.e. an unfortunate random happening or hookup.
Man, I was so blacked out last night, I had a threesome with Christina and Darren. It was a waccident of epic proportions.
by Fioskeeto February 9, 2009
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consent accident

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A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022
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consent accident

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The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022
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Boating accident

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If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
by Ave End May 28, 2018
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Accidental Adult

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An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.
Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010
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Quiet accident

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An espionage term for a murder made to resemble an ordinary accident.
Harry Palmer witnessed a death by car, with all the marks of a KGB quiet accident.
by I, Wreckerrr October 24, 2016
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When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.
In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."
by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017
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