videotapes

That which must be returned immediately when one is in a situation they desire not to be, a'la Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

Mom: "When are you going to get married and give me grandkids?"

Me: "I have to return some videotapes"

videotapes by Radiant Such April 26, 2014

Returning some Videotapes 

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.

Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

Returning some Videotapes by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

Videorape 

To video record someone without their consent and then upload that video onto Youtube without her knowledge.

Joe videoraped me. I told him to take it off, but he didn't!

Videorape by MohawkRain924 December 1, 2009

Videogames 

1. Best invention ever made

2. A target for soccer moms (see soccer mom) and politicians everywhere.

The lead to violence in schools is videogames like Hookerkill 2004 and PsychoMurderer '03

Videogames by Dan Black February 18, 2004

Videogames Cause Violence 

That's what Trump said. Don't believe him. Pray for Minecraft.

"Videogames Cause Violence!"

Creeper, Aww man!

Videogames Cause Violence by 1.800.sofia August 21, 2019

not playing videogames 

A phrase synonymous with masturbation, with the implication being that, whenever one is not playing videogames, one is masturbating.

1. Last night, I was not playing videogames. 2. I didn't play videogames for 5 minutes.

not playing videogames by Tarok, son of Mohg October 11, 2011